Feb 29, 2012

Was educated on the dangers of alcohol by my young friend today. I'll keep it in mind.

Feb 27, 2012

Six year old sticking his stomach out as far as he can... "Does this make me look fat?" Why, yes. Yes it does.

Feb 25, 2012

Lesson learned: Taking both a toddler and a dog for a walk only ends in the nanny tangled in the leash.

Feb 21, 2012

While on a walk, it's always polite to greet each and every mailbox.

Feb 18, 2012

Ok, it's fairly normal to accidentally call a kid by their sibling's name. But when you start calling them by the name of kids in other families, you know you have a problem.

Feb 17, 2012

On the ride home from school yesterday, my 8 year old friend and I discussed his groundbreaking theories on self-driving cars, economics, and song lyrics.

Feb 16, 2012

The diagnosis of our 4 year old doctor in residence after checking her brother's heart - "Yeah, he doesn't have a heartbeat. I think he might be dead."

Valentines Day 2012

My valentine this year? A 6 year old with a gap where his two front teeth should be. And I have the red heart sticker on my cheek to prove it. 

Feb 13, 2012

It's so cute and all when little ones start wanting to feed themselves; it just makes lunch about 5 times longer.

Feb 10, 2012

Ok little boy, let's get this straight. Yes, I do take care of kids. But that does not mean I'm a nun.

Feb 9, 2012

So apparently it's legal to record your nanny without telling them. This opens up so many opportunities to scare the pants off the parents who decided to hide it from me.

Feb 6, 2012

A little 3 year old tried to postpone bedtime tonight with, "But I wanna read my Bible..." Nice try.

Feb 4, 2012

Nothing beats dancing around the kitchen with a giggling 1 year old.

Feb 2, 2012

Almost passed out last night after blowing up an entire inflatable "teacher's chair" for pretend-school.