April 26, 2012
According to my 5 year old doctor, the cough has spread to my leg. Could be fatal. She's working on a cure.
April 25, 2012
Made cookies with 2 kids last night. I think more dough ended up in their hair than on the cookie sheet.
April 23, 2012
This morning, a little boy standing on a blanket reached down and yanked it out from under himself, falling on his back. I made sure he was ok before I died laughing.
April 22, 2012
Worst Game Ever Invented: "Miss Holly, guess which sports team I'm thinking of. No hints, just guess!" - every little boy ever
April 18, 2012
"Tonight I'm going to be the queen of the fairies! And the princess. And the bride." - girl, 4
April 14, 2012
Putting this toddler's cup together feels like I'm assembling an Ikea desk. What happened to sippy cups?
April 13, 2012
A girl suggested I get a dog so I can have a little taste of parenting. I refrained from comment.
April 12, 2012
Giving a bag of teddy grahams to a group of toddlers is a good way to start Hunger Games Jr.
April 2, 2012
Spent most of the night chasing down and tickling 5 children who thought it'd be funny to run around yelling "Holly-want-a-cracker!"
April Fools 2012
Only in 2nd grade can April 1st last a month. You have early April Fools, April 1st, and then you get 2 weeks of late April Fools.
Mar 30, 2012
One of those days when the toddler wants to ride a horse and the dog just won't play along.
Mar 28, 2012
For an 8 year old boy, everything is categorized into what he's already climbed and what he has yet to climb.
Mar 22, 2012
"You know when you get a song stuck in your head? That's radio waves. They were going to a radio but they got stuck in your head first." - boy, 8
Mar 21, 2012
Children can be persuaded to do almost anything if it's made into a game. Even put on sunscreen.
Mar 20, 2012
Toddler panicked this morning when he couldn't find his belly button hidden by his onesie.
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